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                        李澈对于我不找工作的事情保持放任状态，反正在他眼中，我一个月的工资还没有他有时候一天的花销来得多。                                                                                                             我其中一个读者也已经是结了婚的，她告诉我，她的丈夫是个宅男，每天除了吃饭也没有什么特别的花销，所有的工资都上缴，每个月只发放两百饭钱。                                                                                                             我当时听到的时候只觉得特别的神奇，啊啊啊，传说中的男人啊。                                                                                                             当然，我是不敢让李澈把所有钱全部上缴，然后每个月发给他两百饭钱的，那他出去谈生意的时候得多囧啊。                                                                                                             我每天上网时间很长，长到李澈有时候都有点微词。                                                                                                             我小说写到一半，结果有了。                                                                                                             终于李澈从言语上的微词转变到了行动上的抗议。                                                                                                             “每天上网只限两小时，不准多上网。”李澈很有一家之主地下了定言，坚定不容反驳。                                                                                                             “两小时哪够啊！”                                                                                                             我抗议，两小时一聊天，我哪有时间写文，这不是剥夺了我人生的乐趣么！                                                                                                             “你还想不想要孩子了？”李澈反问我。                                                                                                             好吧，都已经有了孩子了，我能不要么，我瞪了李澈一眼，尝试x地开口，“不是有什么隔离服的么？”                                                                                                             “傻阿墨，你还真以为那玩意能隔离的多少辐s？”李澈表情哭笑不得，然后起身去洗澡，留我一人在那边黯然神伤和读者汇报这个不幸的消息。                                                                                                             在理所当然之中，迎来了读者的抗议声，我除了无可奈何还是无可奈何。                                                                                                             等到我浴室出来的时候李澈已经自动自发地把的电脑给关掉了。                                                                                                             我那个时候还没有想到李澈居然是那么y险的男人。                                                                                                             原本我还想着，反正白天的时候李澈在公司，就我一个人在家，我到时候上多少时间网，老实说他还真不知道。                                                                                                             我自以为聪明地打着这种小算盘，然后一边很哈皮地和读者哈拉，一边开了word码字。                                                                                                             直到约莫过了两小时左右，我才发现，我暗爽的实在是太早了。                                                                                                             突然之间所有的一切像是被锁定了一样，不管我按哪个键，都是没有半点的效果，然后它自动自发地进入黑屏，就连重启都不行，唯一的选择就是重新开始，但是重新开机完了之后也依旧是这个页面，最后给我的选择项只有一个，关机。                                                                                                             ……                                                                                                             啊啊啊啊                                                                                                             我打电话给李澈，无b沉痛地宣告我的电脑崩了，或者更大的可能x是被黑客入侵了，我更宁愿相信第二点，至少还有挽救的空间。                                                                                                             “哦。”                                                                                                             李澈听完我的报备，语气很平静，像是早就已经知道了会有这种事情一样。                                                                                                             我有点怀疑，这会不会是李澈g的好事，还没等我开口问，李澈就已经先给我解答了。                                                                                                             “我昨晚设置的，每天只限上网两小时，严格遵守这项约定吧，阿墨。”                                                                                                             李澈的语气正常的好像是在说你今天要不要出去找林淼淼聊聊天逛逛街什么的一样。                                                                                                             我囧然。                                                                                                             “你昨天不是说很想吃自助餐的么，我已经订好了位子，差不多点我会让计程车去楼下等你。”李澈像是没事人一样对我说                                                                                                             “呜呜呜呜，我恨你！”                                                                                                             我呜咽了两声，决定滚去房间睡两小时午觉，反正都已经不能上网了，我当然得找点别的事情做做，至少还能打发掉离晚饭前那长长的一段时间。                                                                                                             自从怀孕之后，虽然还没有出现孕吐这种让人闻风丧胆的想象，但是不得不说最近胃口的确很好，人却变得b较嗜睡，据说这还是正常现象，不是说人要是睡多了之后也会痴呆的么，难道多睡的那部分都转移到肚子里面去了？                                                                                                             晚上和李澈吃自助餐的时候，我觉得还是有点不爽，只要一见到李澈那带着笑的脸，我就会想起我那无辜中招的电脑。                                                                                                             这就是我的男人，腹黑毒舌下手还很狠，把我这电白ga0的完全无回手的余地。                                                                                                             “还鼓着一张包子脸呢，我看等李涵生出来也会是一个小包子。”李澈很无奈地看着我，“那我今天晚上去更改一下设置。”                                                                                                             我心中一喜。                                                                                                             “多两小时？”我尽量不动声se地问着，打算和李澈进行讨价还价。                                                                                                             “十分钟。”                                                                                                             他又再一次地让我失望，我想李涵以后一定会是个小包子。                                                                                                             吃过了自助餐，我和李澈去了一趟超市。                                                                                                             我不知道李澈没结婚之前有没有去超市购物的经历，但是和我结婚之后，这超市之旅，每隔一天就得进行一次，蔬菜一类的吃食都是必备的。                                                                                                             “你说你怎么就能这么忍心呢，我天天在家不是无聊么，”我还依旧没忘记这件事情，忍不住和他抱怨，“指不定哪天我就成了文豪呢，你这是扼杀文明，扼杀巨著，你扼杀了我的成就！”                                                                                                             我吹的有点离谱，我自己都觉得。                                                                                                             “那，文豪小姐，你写的都是什么文，哪天我拜读一下？”                                                                                                             李澈一边从架子上拿了洗衣粉，一边问我，然后一手推着购物车转向纸巾区，一手还揽着我的肩膀。                                                                                                             我无言，要是我写的那种文给这人看看，指不定还怎么被他奚落呢，我是孕妇，我可受不了那种刺激。                                                                                                             超市的纸巾一般x都和厕纸还有nvx用品搁一块，一般x男x都很不愿意在这种地方多作停留，李澈当然也不例外，在从货架上ch0u了需要的东西之后转身就想走。                                                                                                             “诶，等等。”我从货架上ch0u出一条纸巾，这纸ch0u是必须的，但是平常出门在外的话，包里面还是准备好两包纸巾以备不时只需。                                                                                                             “砰”                                                                                                             一个推着购物车的小鬼头一下子撞到我，小鬼岁数不大，大概刚上小学左右，但是那车推的超快，害我想躲都没有躲开，一下子肚子就直接被撞个正着。                                                                                                             两个大人赶忙走了过来，开口说抱歉。                                                                                                             “阿墨！”李澈神情有点慌张，“你没事吧？”                                                                                                             “怎么回事呢，怎么横冲直撞的，我太太刚怀孕，要是出点什么乱子……”                                                                                                             我看着李澈，我第一次瞧见他那么的愤怒，脸气红，脖子上的青筋都梗了出来。                                                                                                             “李澈，我肚子有点疼，我们赶紧去医院好不好？”                                                                                                             我抓着李澈的手，刚刚被撞的时候还没觉得有什么，但是缓过来之后肚子一ch0u一ch0u的疼，听说怀孕前三个月的时候最不稳定，只要有点不注意就可能会没有了孩子。                                                                                                             我觉得有点恐慌，李涵在我肚子里面才不过两个多月，有时候自己m肚子的时候都觉得没有什么感觉，但是现在，肚子一ch0u一ch0u的，我害怕在我身t里面呆了两个多月的还属于受j卵状态的小家伙就这么没了。                                                                                                             李澈的表情也有些紧张，二话不说直接打横抱过我就往出口方向冲。                                                                                                             李涵这孩子我觉得有点福大命大，她最后还是稳稳当当地在我肚子里面，好在那个时候是冬天，身上穿的衣服也多了点，多少算是减缓了撞击力度。                                                                                                             当然，我还是为此住了三天医院。                                                                                                             出院回到家的时候，我才发现家里多了一个钟点工阿姨，专门给我们打扫卫生和购买日常生活用品的。                                                                                                             我想那次事件还真的让李澈这个男人心有余悸了。                                                                                                             对于这场意外事件，李澈最后唯一发表的感言是——“阿墨，虽然你现在怀孕了，但是你这t重增长的速度实在有点可怕，我差一点就没抱动你了。”                                                                                                             当时我一边给他贴着酸痛贴膏，一边恶心吧唧地来了一句：“这叫甜蜜的负担你不懂么？”                                                                                                             作者有话要说：玛丽隔壁的，姐当年就是在超市被个小p孩撞了肚子……                                                                                                             但是那个时候姐怀的不是孕，是小肚腩……                                                                                                             超疼的……                                                                                                             52                                                                                                             52、番外（2） ...                                                                                                             肚子到了五六个月的时候，和充了气的皮球一样，好像在一夜之间鼓了起来，明明之前像是有了小肚腩只限微凸而已。                                                                                                             怀了孕的nv人一般x都是神经b较敏感的，于是我又开始像草泥马一样陷入了忧郁期，这生小孩是对nv人心态身态上的双重打击。                                                                                                             话说我曾经见过我老娘和老爹的结婚照，那照片虽然黑白和老旧，但是可以明显地看出我老娘当时是一张姣好偏瘦的瓜子脸，而现在，用我老爸的话来说是一张大大的烧饼脸还带了个双下巴……                                                                                                             我那会还b较年轻，恋ai结婚生子神马的，在我眼中一律都是浮云。                                                                                                             当时我老爸这么形容完了之后，老娘深深地郁闷了，难得见到我那一向彪悍的老娘蹲了墙角耍了忧郁，作为孝nv的我自然是要安抚一下的。                                                                                                             “妈，这岁月就是一把毁容的杀猪刀，，每个人都有这种机会，只是毁容程度都不一样，有人全毁，有人半毁而已。”                                                                                                             我拍着我老娘的肩膀，安抚着。                                                                                                             老娘听到我这么说的时候，她愈发地怨念了，然后掐着我的腮帮子在那边嚷嚷，“你就是那把杀猪刀，在没生你之前，我还是无敌苗条的，在生完你之后，你这把杀猪刀就把我变成了猪mama了。”                                                                                                             我当时被老娘纠得脸颊红扑扑的，b打了腮红效果还要来的强烈。                                                                                                             现在想想，这把毁容的杀猪刀马上就要降临到我的身上了……                                                                                                             oh，my lady嘎嘎的！                                                                                                             我愈发的不淡定了。                                                                                                             于是乎，李澈也被我搅合的不淡定了，因为我是不是会抓着问他问，万一哪天我真的被杀猪刀毁成了猪mama，他是否还能涛声依旧。                                                                                                             李澈很无奈，一开始的时候他会一边抱着我，一边m着我那圆鼓鼓的肚子，声音温柔，在那边说“不会的，其实你之前和猪mama也没有多大的差别，真的，你身上r还真挺多的，只是因为没有双下巴所以你一直自我感觉良好罢了，你看，那个时候我都肯要你，现在你害怕什么……”                                                                                                             等到后来的时候，他已经无b淡定了，他只会轻掐着我日渐庞大的脸孔在那边说——“没事，顶多我以后少看几眼猪mama多看几眼小包子就好，我们家涵涵一定不会是猪宝宝的。”                                                                                                             我恨他！                                                                                                             果然nv儿是爸爸上辈子的情人，为了不引发乱x的悲剧，我想还是生个儿子吧，有本事你上辈子是搅基的！                                                                                                             在我怀孕四个月的时候，杨逸学长再度出差，等他回来的时候，还特地给宝宝带了礼物回来。                                                                                                             原本他是想送货上门的，但是为了敲诈他一顿午饭，我挺着肚子出了门，就当做是产前运动，反正自打怀孕，我闲暇的时间多的都能蹲在小区花园草坪上数蚂蚁了。                                                                                                             “阿墨啊，你这肚子，吹出来的吧！”杨逸学长在见到我的时候用无b夸张的表情进行了迎接，“我才离开不过两个月左右啊，你肚子怎么就这么大了啊……”                                                                                                             “等你老婆有了孩子的时候，你也能感受一把一夜大肚的感觉。”                                                                                                             我白了一眼学长，我最近正因为肚子大的缘故忧郁呢，他还真哪壶不开提哪壶。                                                                                                             “好了好了，哥哥请你吃饭，等会送你回去，礼物都在车上摆着呢。”学长似乎看出了我的忧郁，他拍了拍我的肩膀，轻声安慰。                                                                                                             我觉得这句话挺靠谱的，决定原谅他刚刚无心之失。                                                                                                             “你肚子里面那个是招商银行呢，还是建设银行呢？”在午饭吃到一半的时候，学长突然之间问我，“应该能瞧出x别来了吧？”                                                                                                             “我哪知道，”我摇头，“现在医院里头基本上都不会告诉你是儿子还是nv儿了，反正是男是nv也得生出来才知道。”                                                                                                             据说在以前的时候，等孩子成型了，在做b超的时候很多人会询问是儿子还是nv儿的问题，医师多半都会回答。                                                                                                             那个年代，多数喜欢儿子，就算你自己想要个nv儿，为了家人的重视都会选择儿子。                                                                                                             这个问题就引发了很多人在做完b超之后去堕胎一类，所以后来医院制度也进行了改革，就算问了，也不会回答了。                                                                                                             现在嘛，很多人的观念也都改变过来了，生男生nv还不都是自己的孩子，有什么好在意的。                                                                                                             学长点了点头，陪着我把午饭吃了，才吃完午饭，他的电话就像是催命符一样地响起。                                                                                                             学长接了电话，表情凝重了些，我猜大概他又有事要忙了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，我帮你叫车吧，我得回公司一趟，晚一点我再把东西给你送去。”学长声音里面满是歉意。                                                                                                             我摆摆手，表示随意。                                                                                                             “我去溜达一会，晚一点找李澈来接就行，学长你忙！”                                                                                                             学长听我这么说了之后才放缓心，结了账之后匆忙离开了。                                                                                                             我原本打算去逛街，但是在低头看到自己的肚子的时候，我想还是算了，走多了之后脚会酸，最近腿都有点开始往浮肿的趋势发展了。                                                                                                             最后我自己叫了车，去了林淼淼的幼儿园。                                                                                                             之前还没有孩子没有工作的时候，我为了打发时间去幼儿园当了几天的义工，所以幼儿园的园长还有老师基本上都认识我。                                                                                                             去的时候刚好小p孩们都在睡午觉，我在教师办公室里面和这群已婚的未婚的nvx聊天。                                                                                                             nv人的聊天范围内一定会有男人这个话题，这个算是亘古不变的老话题了，永远不退cha0流。                                                                                                             已结婚的前人教育我，现在正是重要时刻，一个不留神，自己的男人就会被个狐狸jg跑了。                                                                                                             “你想，现在的你已经让男人提不起兴趣了，很容易就让男人心灵或者rt上出轨。有些男人往往就是在妻子怀孕的时候出轨，在七年之痒的时候达到高*cha0期！”                                                                                                             前人用肯定的语气，坚定地眼神对我说。                                                                                                             后来听林淼淼说，这个前人