完结

今年正在和丈夫吵闹离婚的事情，可以看出绝对是经验之谈。                                                                                                             对于这个话题，还没有结婚的林淼淼表示很赶兴趣，后来带着我出了幼儿园，去了咖啡馆的时候趁着人不多的情况下的问了我，一般x男人都是如何自我解决的。                                                                                                             “我哪知道，不是左手就是右手呗……”                                                                                                             林淼淼咳了一声，咖啡差一点就连成了喷泉。                                                                                                             “是你的左手还是你的右手？”她歪头问，笑的无敌yd。                                                                                                             “你的思想怎么和我的果汁一个颜se的？”                                                                                                             我喝了一口鲜榨的橙汁，用眼神和言辞开始鄙视林淼淼。                                                                                                             林淼淼决定放弃这个话题。                                                                                                             “反正你也没啥好担心的，你家李澈那么ai你，你还怕他出轨不成！”林淼淼说，“对了，他有没有对你说过什么甜si人的情话？”                                                                                                             ……                                                                                                             我认认真真地想了想，除了在那石桌上刻下的一句话，我从认识他到嫁给他甚至还在挺了个肚子，他也没有说过那传说中甜si人的情话。                                                                                                             情话，那是传说！气si人的话倒是说了不少。                                                                                                             “啊……” 林淼淼看了我一眼，低头喝着自己的咖啡。                                                                                                             我倒是坦然，对于那个闷sao的男人，不能要求忒高。                                                                                                             我从来不觉得有盯梢的必要，一个男人如果真的决定要偷食的时候，不管你盯的怎么牢，他依旧有着向外发展的可能x、                                                                                                             人x本贱，越压迫越反弹。                                                                                                             而且我也懒得去理会，主动权在男人的手上，阻止不了的。                                                                                                             而李澈让我很放心，基本上晚上都会回家吃饭，偶尔不会来也会提前通知一声，在他的身上我从来没有闻到过香水味。                                                                                                             肚子膨化的很快，临近生产期的时候，李澈越发提心吊胆。                                                                                                             关于顺产还是破腹产的问题，我和李澈也讨论过，顺产我怕疼，但是又不想肚子上留了一条疤，我研究了一下，发现孩子还是顺产的好，因为在顺产的时候也是对孩子一种锻炼，破腹产的孩子没有经过千辛万苦的出生运动，t质上会b不上顺产的孩子。                                                                                                             决定权在我，所以我拍着r的手背上只剩下四个孔的爪子向李澈宣告我要顺产。                                                                                                             李澈毫无疑义，也不敢有什么异议，因为孩子在我肚子里面，他能有神马异议，除非就是他自己男生子去。                                                                                                             我对自己这个轻率的决定略有些后悔，因为生李涵的时候疼了我十几个小时才生下她。                                                                                                             睡醒来的时候，李澈伏在床沿睡着了，一脸掩不去的疲惫，他工作很忙，到后来的时候因为怕我会提前生产，或者是肚子疼的时候他不在身边，所以经常把工作带回家做后来甚至是带到医院来做，甚至连洽谈公事也丢给了手下去处理。                                                                                                             婴儿的小床就摆在病床旁边。                                                                                                             我微微动了动，李澈立马醒了过来。                                                                                                             “醒了？涵涵也睡着了，要抱来给你看看么？”李澈睁着一双带着红血丝的眼睛看着我。                                                                                                             李涵，折腾了我十个月时间才生出来的小丫头片子。                                                                                                             在产房里面我听到护士喊着“恭喜，是个nv儿”的时候，我很想泪流满面，终于她在肚子里面踹我踢我的悲剧岁月都折腾都过去了，我折腾她的时间终于到来了……                                                                                                             我点了点头。                                                                                                             李澈起身小心翼翼地从婴儿床里面抱起了孩子，他抱姿很标准，不愧经常陪着我一起来上新生爸妈课程的人。                                                                                                             刚出生的小p孩红彤彤的皱巴巴的，真的一点都不可ai，我不敢违心地赞叹自己的小孩有多可ai和漂亮，李澈似乎也找不出理由来这么说。                                                                                                             “等过两个月长开了估计小包子应该会很可ai。”李澈对我说。                                                                                                             李涵果然营养很好，r嘟嘟的样子还真的不愧“小包子”这个名头。                                                                                                             53                                                                                                             53、番外（3） ...                                                                                                             四五个月的时候，小包子已经长开了，因为刚戒n，所以还是有点虚胖，小脸r嘟嘟的，六七个月的时候，小包子虽然还喝牛n，但是已经稍稍褪去了虚胖，还长出了第一颗牙，可ai的让人挠心挠肺的。                                                                                                             虽然生的时候很疼，恨不能把她再塞回去，但是现在看看这可ai的小模样，真是可aisi了。                                                                                                             我决定带涵涵回家住几天，我老妈前两天打了电话过来，听着涵涵依依呀呀的声，她受不住了。                                                                                                             “阿墨，我和你爸想宝贝了，把她带回来住两天，给我们瞧瞧。”                                                                                                             我倒是无所谓，李澈很舍不得涵涵。                                                                                                             自从涵涵出生之后李澈基本上都已经成了孩奴，也不见他厌烦，天天抱着哄着，刚戒n的时候晚上孩子还会哭夜，他也不管第二天要不要去公司的，非得等宝贝nv儿睡了之后才接着睡。                                                                                                             “顶多就住一个星期，周末走，周末回。”我看着抱着涵涵的李澈，一边整理东西一边说，“到时反正你也来接人，那时你抱，我开车！”                                                                                                             “涵涵，跟爸爸说再见。”                                                                                                             李澈亲昵地去蹭李涵那张还娇neng的小脸，李涵那软软的小手在那边挥啊挥的。                                                                                                             李涵虽然才丁点大，但是已经完全t现出和父亲之间的亲近，据我老爸说和我当年一样，经常腻歪着他。                                                                                                             李涵更过分，李澈回家一抱，立马咯咯咯地笑个不停。                                                                                                             果然nv儿都是父亲上辈子的情人。                                                                                                             我把需要的东西整理好，准备出门，李澈抱着李涵，等下电梯到停车场的时候再把孩子给我，他负责开车。                                                                                                             我们站在电梯前等电梯来。                                                                                                             “叮咚”一声，电梯停了下来，李澈的mama从电梯里面走了出来。                                                                                                             说起李澈的mama，我不得不说一件事情。                                                                                                             一开始的时候，李澈的mama并不算是很待见我，尤其是李澈决定和我结婚的时候，好吧，是我强求李澈和我结婚的时候，虽然她没有很言辞激烈地反对，但是还是抗议了一下。                                                                                                             “现在结婚，似乎还早了点，应该不急吧？”                                                                                                             这个长相很有贵妇气息的nv人当时这么对我和李澈说的，说的时候眼睛还多少往着我还算平坦的肚子张望了两眼。                                                                                                             唔，感情她是以为我和李澈不小心ga0大了所以才那么急地想要结婚了？                                                                                                             我没有吱声，因为李澈不动声se地捏了捏我的手，让我不要出声。                                                                                                             “的确不急，要不，先非法同居算了，”李澈说的时候也挺一派轻松的，“要是过几个月阿墨有了，也不过是未婚生子算是私生子而已。”                                                                                                             当时李澈mama就被他这一句话噎的什么都说不出来了。                                                                                                             后来接触的多了我渐渐发现其实李mama也是一个很好相处的人，偶尔她也会和李爸爸来我们这边一起吃晚饭，坐月子的时候和我妈两个人照顾的特别周到。                                                                                                             李mama不强势，所以和我妈这种看上去不彪悍，骨子里面很彪悍，当然彪悍的对象只对自己家男人的nv人处的居然还不错，偶尔还电话交流一下。                                                                                                             我还真没想到高级知识分子出生的李mama和小学毕业的老娘有很多共同话题。                                                                                                             “诶，你们这是打算去哪？”                                                                                                             李mama手上还拿着东西，见我和李澈站在电梯门口忍不住问着，一见到李涵之后，李mama把东西递给李澈，张开口就是“涵涵，我的宝贝”把李涵从自己儿子手上抢了过去。                                                                                                             李涵也很给力，张开那只有一颗牙其余都是光秃秃的牙床的嘴笑的口水直流，特别的开心，还兴奋滴在李mama的手上蹦着。                                                                                                             “我妈说是想涵涵了，让我带回去住两天给她瞧瞧。”我回答。                                                                                                             李澈的表情又不爽了，但是因为nv儿是被自己老妈抢了，所以他也不好说什么。                                                                                                             “这小宝贝我也想si了，喏，可ai的……”李mama一边给孩子擦着口水，一边逗弄着。                                                                                                             “你爸也想si这小宝贝了，等我打个电话给你爸，让他过来我们g脆一起去亲家那边住两天，李澈等会你开车送我们去啊。”                                                                                                             李mama一边说着，示意我们再回屋里去，她已经动作快地掏出了手机开始打电话给李爸爸了。                                                                                                             这事也不是没有过，那个时候我怀孕前三个月差一点遭逢变故，然后我就说回自己家去养两天。                                                                                                             李mama那个时候不放心，g脆就跟着我一起去了，好在我家房间也够。没想到第二天李爸爸也来了。                                                                                                             我爸白天不忙活的时候陪着他一起去垂钓中心钓钓鱼一类的，因为都是镇上认识的人，钓鱼还不收钱。                                                                                                             李家两老和我爸妈处的特别哈皮，住了一个星期之后才在李澈催促下离开。                                                                                                             “阿墨家那边不错啊，空气好，人也好，特别适合养老，过两年在那边弄一套房子，我们俩老天天和阿墨爸妈搭伴去。”                                                                                                             当时李爸爸还这么说来着。                                                                                                             李mama抱着李涵，一边玩，一边等着李爸爸的到来。                                                                                                             “阿墨，上一次听你妈说你们家那边现在正在新开发楼房是吧，据说还是在观光中心点来着。”                                                                                                             “恩，据说是的，而且房价不高。”我点了点头，上一次回家的时候已经开始在建了，我还去瞅了两眼，还不错。有别墅和商品房，当然商品房也没多少高楼层，一幢四层，一楼还是车库来着。房子面积还挺大，一百三十多个平方，三室一厅一厨两卫，重点是价位便宜，杭州买个卫生间的价钱在那边都能买一套房了。                                                                                                             “到时候带我和你爸去瞧瞧，要是不错咱们在那边买一套，在那养老算了，到时候涵涵就给我们带，你们两个忙工作就好……”                                                                                                             我苍凉远目了一下。                                                                                                             其实最大的重点还是在孩子身上吧，虽然说我家离杭州也不远，但是怎么说，让四个老人带孩子总有点不大合适吧。                                                                                                             “妈，涵涵可是我nv儿！”                                                                                                             我没吱声，李澈就已经受不了开口了。                                                                                                             “你nv儿怎么了，就不是我孙nv了？”李mama反问。                                                                                                             李澈不知道该怎么说，别人家是怕老人不带小孩，而我们家则是老人抢着带小孩。                                                                                                             这种家庭1un1i，也挺郁闷的。                                                                                                             李涵小朋友并没有这种烦恼，她歪着脑袋，咧着嘴看着自己李澈，伸出手撒娇。                                                                                                             从此之后，李澈护小孩护的和老母**似的，就怕四个老鹰把小**给叼走不还了。                                                                                                             老鹰捉小**的游戏一直到了李涵小朋友上幼儿园之后才算暂时终结，李爸李妈还真的在我家那边买了一套房和我爸妈搭伴去了。                                                                                                             周末的时候要求李澈必须带李涵去看他们，看完还非得让周一才走。                                                                                                             所以每到周一的早上，李涵总是幼儿园里面唯一迟到的小朋友。                                                                                                             转眼之间，李涵已经都三岁多了，我找了一份工作，出版社编辑的，每天还算是轻松。                                                                                                             最近天气转变，李爸感冒了，所以特别恩准这周不需要去朝贡，就怕把感冒传给了李涵宝贝，所以也难得在家一天。                                                                                                             我在那边拖地。                                                                                                             “mama，mama，”小家伙n声n气的，手上捧了一本财经杂志朝我跑来，“看，爸爸……”                                                                                                             我拿过杂志看了一眼，是李澈的访问纪实。                                                                                                             真没有想到有一天我的男人居然还有这么牛掰的时候。                                                                                                             “涵涵，你是不是又毁了爸爸的杂志？”                                                                                                             现在的小朋友很好动，上一次一时不留神，她就用彩绘笔毁掉了李澈好几本杂志，不过好在毁的也就是本杂志而已，要是其他的东西，那就只能喊她小祖宗了。                                                                                                             小家伙吐了吐舌头，捂着脸跑开了。                                                                                                             果然！                                                                                                             我翻了翻手上的杂志，除了李澈的报道，其余的基本上已经毁灭了，有几个商业大亨的脸上被加了眼镜或者是小日本式胡子。                                                                                                             我无力极了，真不知道她从哪里学来这一招的。                                                                                                             我瞄了几眼李澈的报道，上面居然还有询问到家庭方面。我想，这访问的一定是个nv人，男人一般x不会问这种方面。                                                                                                             或者，还是对李澈有意思的nv人。                                                                                                             男人三十一朵花么，而且，李澈还是一朵没有长残的花。                                                                                                             上面涉及到我的只有三个问题。                                                                                                             “您觉得婚姻也算是一向投资么”                                                                                                             李澈：是的，我的婚姻算是我投入时间最久，投入巨大的投资。                                                                                                             “那请问您得到你所要的回报了么？”                                                                                                             李澈（笑）：当然，未成亏本。                                                                                                             “那您最想对您的太太说点什么呢？”                                                                                                             李澈：我最想说的我很庆幸在我事业成功的时候娶了她，她无需和我一起过那种奋斗的生活，也不用担心我会在事业成功之后会变得不再需要她。                                                                                                             我愣了愣，脸上咧出了笑，像是白痴一样。                                                                                                             嘛，我就说嘛，这个男人最闷sao了。                                                                                                             作者有话要说：新坑会过一段时间再开，我想先休息一下，如果想知道我的最新动态和神马时候开坑，那就点一下吧……                                                                                                             点一下不会怀孕的……